March 12th, 2008
FOX TAIL SEASON IS FAST APPROACHING

Spring is coming and soon the signs of spring will be coming. It’s a beautiful time of the year – trees and flowers are blooming, squirrels, raccoons, opossums and other animals are emerging after winter hibernation. Birds, which go south for the winter, are returning and soon you’ll hear the pecking of woodpeckers! I enjoy spring however with roses come thorns and for dogs and dog owners alike these thorns are known as foxtails.
Foxtail seeds are relatively small, so detecting them once they enter a dog’s body can be difficult. Vets often rely on symptoms such as head-shaking, paw licking, swellings on the body, or sudden
and continuous sneezing. Foxtail seeds in the ears, nose, and eyes are very serious and may be life threatening if not treated promptly.

If a foxtail seed is lodged in the paw or under the coat, a lump will usually form that is painful to touch. Depending on how deep the foxtail seed has traveled it might be necessary to be removed surgically.

If seed get’s lodged into a dog’s eye, they will usually paw at the eye and the eye will water. If you see a foxtail lying under the eyelid, don’t try to remove it yourself, as there is a good chance that you make matters worse. Keep your dog from pawing at their eye and get to a vet immediately, preferably an opthomologist.

Bottom line if your dog has a foxtail immediately take him to a vet. The best way to handle foxtail problems is to prevent them or treat them early.

To prevent foxtail injuries:

• Best to avoid foxtail infested areas – especially during the dry season.

• Thoroughly brush and inspect your dog’s coat if it has been romping through tall, mature grass. After a dog outing do a nose to tail body check and look for tails and while you’re at it look for ticks! Dogs with long hair are particularly susceptible to foxtail seeds and if you don’t do a body check it’s almost impossible to spot the ticks.

• Inspect your dogs ears by lifting up each ear.

• Immediately examine your dogs paws (in-between toes and paw pads), neck (under the collar), tail/anus (yes!) and underarm areas after walks in areas with foxtails. Remove any foxtails that are on the fur.

If you’re not sure what a foxtail looks like go to Google and type in foxtail, dogs in the image section and you will find many pictures!

As professional pet sitters giving the dog a nose to toe tail body check is something that we do all year long. It’s something that the dogs appreciate and our clients appreciate as well! If the foxtail is not spotted right away your vet visit may be fairly costly besides being very uncomfortable for your best buddy!

If you have any questions I would suggest talking with your vet.

From the desk of Wendy Fisher
Top Dog and Chief Pet Lover

March 3rd, 2008
Pet Sitters celebrate themselves this week!

This week is Professional Pet Sitters Week - yes that’s right, Professional Pet Sitters Week! Secretaries have their day, bosses have theirs and we as Pet Sitters have an entire week! What lucky dogs we are! I have a staff of extraordinary (I call them Pet Sitter’s Extraordinaire, because calling them just pet sitter’s doesn’t say enough) pet lovers who take care of pets all year long on weekends, holidays, early mornings before the sun comes up and late evenings to tuck in their little furry friends. This week is no exception as they’ll still be working around the clock however we’ll celebrate with a special “Yappy Hour” in between their pet visits.

Pet Sitters International, the world’s largest educational association for professional pet sitters kicked off the celebration today and will celebrate Professional Pet Sitters Week, through March 8, 2008. The educational organization is asking communities and individuals to join them in recognizing the pet sitters who make in-home pet care possible.

For nearly one million discriminating pet owners in the United States, Canada and abroad, there is no substitute for professional in-home pet care. Professional pet sitters offer a unique and beneficial alternative to using boarding facilities or having to rely on family and friends for quality pet care. Because many professional pet sitters receive specialized training in areas such as animal behavior, emergency preparedness, pet first aid, and other important skill sets, pet owners can leave their homes for business or pleasure with the knowledge that their beloved pets are in safe, capable and caring hands.

Pet Sitters International serves a membership comprised of nearly 8,000 independent professional pet-sitting businesses. With 63 percent of households in the United States owning pets, it is easy to understand why professional pet sitting is one of the fastest growing and in-demand home-based professions in the world—especially among women, who make up 91% of PSI’s membership.

“We are pleased that so many pet owners have embraced in-home pet care over the past thirteen years,” states PSI President Patti Moran. “At PSI, our goal is to help our members grow in knowledge, confidence and professionalism––and to celebrate their efforts along the way. Professional Pet Sitters Week is our way of saying thank you to each of them. We encourage anyone who has experienced the benefits of in-home pet care to do the same during this special week.”

For pet enthusiasts, professional pet sitting is the gateway to an entrepreneurial career path that affords them a livelihood with a definite sense of fulfillment. It is a career choice that translates into a win-win situation for all three participants: pet, pet owner and pet sitter. I certainly do wake up grateful everyday for being in the business of making pets and their people happy!

From the desk of Wendy Fisher
Top Dog and Chief Pet Lover

P.S. Did you know that Mattel toys make a Pet Sitter Play Set? A Barbie doll that pampers pets for a living! So, besides being fun Pet Sitting can be glamorous!

March 1st, 2008
Santa Barbara, the Dog Friendly town - a.k.a. the “American Riviera”

Planning a trip to Beautiful Santa Barbara with your best friend? Santa Barbara has many dog friendly hotels, which will gladly welcome you and your buddy! Most of the hotels do not allow pets to be left unattended in the rooms so while you’re exploring Santa Barbara let us take care of your little one. A Petcentric sitter will arrive to meet you and your pet and will stay in your hotel room to keep them comfortable, happy and safe until your return. If you like, the sitter will take your little one on neighborhood walks and of course the sitter will also give them lots of cuddles and one-on-one attention! We have a wide variety of services that we can customize to suit your pet’s personality and needs - just ask!

From the desk of
Wendy Fisher
Top Dog and Chief Pet Lover

TAIL WAGGERS!
Santa Barbara hotels that we’re CRAZY about!

Canary Hotel Santa Barbara
31 West Carrillo Street
Santa Barbara, California 93101
Phone: 805-884-0300
Canary Hotel

Fess Parker’s Doubletree Resort
633 East Cabrillo Boulevard
Santa Barbara, California 93103
Phone: 805-564-4333
Fess Parker’s Doubletree Resort

Four Seasons Resort, The Biltmore
1260 Channel Drive
Santa Barbara, California 93108
Phone: 805-969-2261
The Biltmore

San Ysidro Ranch
900 San Ysidro Lane
Montecito, California 93108
Phone: 805-565-1700
San Ysidro Ranch

Bacara Resort & Spa
8301 Hollister Avenue
Goleta, California 93117
Phone: 805-968-0100
Bacara Resort & Spa

Casa Del Mar
18 Bath St
Santa Barbara, California 93101
Phone: 805-963-4418
Casa Del Mar

Harbor House Inn
104 Bath Street
Santa Barbara, California 93101
Phone: 805-962-9745
Harbor House Inn

Hotel Mar Monte
1111 E Cabrillo Boulevard
Santa Barbara, California 93103
Phone: 805-963-0774
Hotel Mar Monte

Marina Beach Motel
21 Bath Street
Santa Barbara, California 93101
Phone: 805-963-9311
Marina Beach Motel

Beach House Inn
320 W. Yanonali Street
Santa Barbara, California 93101
Phone: 805-966-1126
Beach House Inn

Pacifica Suites Santa Barbara
5490 Hollister Avenue
Santa Barbara, California 93111
Phone: 805-683-6722
Pacifica Suites

February 27th, 2008
The life of a Santa Barbara Dog Walker

I woke up this morning to a bright sun, birds chirping and my happy dog anxious to go outside and play! I insisted though on having my first cup of coffee and then agreed to take him for a warm-up power walk around my downtown Santa Barbara neighborhood. Grady’s very persistent but he was held over with a treat and as he waited patiently I poured myself some coffee. Ahhh…

I enjoy the early mornings and especially a morning when the sun is shining brightly and when it’s already warming up to be a beautiful day! On these days I certainly do count my blessings living in Santa Barbara and being in the profession that I am! Although I don’t do much of the dog walks or pet sits anymore (too busy managing Petcentric’s Pet Sitter’s Extraordinaires) I certainly walk Grady a lot - everyday of course! Today he’s getting an extra dose of walks since the weather is amazingly beautiful!
So when I’m done here we’re jumping in the car and headed to one of our favorite trails!

My temp. gauge says it’s 70 degrees outside (but I think it’s warmer!) and I just spoke to my friend in NYC and she said it’s 34 degrees and cloudy in NYC. I think she’s no longer talking to me! Ha! Ha!
Speaking for myself (a Washington State native) I have a hard time when the temps get below 60 - pretty awful I know! That’s when I pull on my down jacket, gloves and brave the cold with Grady. After all he doesn’t care about the weather - good or bad he wants and needs to get out and roam free! Isn’t that my job as his Mama?! He certainly thinks it is!

Of course he also loves the cuddles on a cold night in our cozy home!
Have you walked and hugged your dog today? We’re happy to share our love with other furry friends so please let us know if we can bring some more pleasure to your pets already lucky life!

From the desk of Wendy Fisher
Top Dog and Chief Pet Lover

February 26th, 2008
Orlando is not just for Disney!

A little over a week ago I left Grady (my loveable pooch) and Maya (my two year old goofy girl) home with their Papa while I hopped on a plane (three to be exact!) to the world of Mickey Mouse and his friends. I was on my way to a pet sitters conference (yes they have them!) organized by the National Association of Professional Pet Sitters. I felt a tad guilty not taking my daughter Maya but she’s only two and she’s already been to Disneyland twice so I consider that more then fair.

At the conference there were pet sitting business owners from all over the US and it was great to meet others in the same profession as me. After nearly ten years of owning Petcentric I am still learning new ways to improve my business and to add to the life of the pets in our care! So, you can teach an old dog new tricks – I’m living proof!

During the conference Napps had guest speakers ranging from a vet, an animal communicator, an attorney that only does animal law – which is now being taught at some law schools! There was a motivational speaker who made us laugh and inspired us too! And there was more! Also in attendance was a dog and cat behavior consultant as well as a therapist who gave a talk about pet loss and grief. The conference offered me some great tools and ideas but more then that it reminded me why I’m in this crazy wonderful world of pet sitting. It always has been and always will be because of the pets AND it’s also a pretty darn fun way to make a living! Wouldn’t you agree?

From the desk of

Wendy Fisher
Top Dog and Chief Pet Lover

February 24th, 2008
Race Cars not Greyhounds

Off Leash - Santa Barbara’s stylish pet boutique on State Street is hosting their first Greyhound MEET & GREET with the Greyhound rescue group, Homestretch Greyhound Rescue & Adoption. Homestretch Greyhound Rescue & Adoption out of Fillmore, CA, is an all volunteer organization devoted to the rescue, care and adoption of retired racing greyhounds. During the time these beautiful affectionate greyhounds are waiting permanent loving homes, they receive the best in home shelter, food, medical attention and training available.

Greyhound Racing Facts:
Approx 60,000 greyhound puppies are bred every year to be racers;
There are approx 34 racetracks in 14 states;
Each track ‘retires’ approx 600 dogs that are injured, too slow or otherwise ‘unfit’ for racing;

10 Reasons to Adopt an ex-Racing Greyhound:

They don’t slobber and hardly shed.
There are thousands waiting for their lifetime homes.
They rarely bark.
They’re the fastest dogs on the block–but don’t brag about it.
They’re bigger couch potatoes than you are.
They give an unlimited amount of love & are very sensitive.
They’re sweet & polite.
They don’t smell like dogs.
They make you look good in several ways.
#1 reason: They are forever thankful to you for saving their lives!

Stop by Off Leash on Saturday, March 1st between 11 am - 3 pm to meet these gentle giants and the wonderful volunteers from the Homestretch Greyhound Rescue.

February 18th, 2008
Make sure your pet enjoys YOUR vacation!

Check out the great article on CNN.COM! (See at bottom of email) It discusses the many benefits of using professional Pet Sitters!

Wendy Fisher
Top Dog and Chief Pet Lover
Petcentric: Pet Sitting and Dog Walking Pampering Pets since 1998
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805/685-7700
Pets don’t make the world go ’round but they make the ride worthwhile

P.S. Share the love, please tell your animal loving friends about Petcentric! Thanks!

By Marnie Hunter
CNN

Make sure your pet enjoys your vacation!

Worried about how Fido will fare while you’re away? Do some research to minimize the stress of leaving your pet in someone else’s care.

Start well in advance of your trip to find quality care for your pet.

Many travelers look to friends and neighbors for pet care, and although this arrangement may be working, experts caution against relying too heavily on them.

Sometimes friends get wrapped up in other things and may not routinely visit your precious companion.

“If they are just looking in on the pet on a fly-by-night basis, they may not necessarily remember all the time,” said Kelly Connolly, an issues specialist at the Humane Society of the United States.

“It just tends to work a little better if you can go into it and look at pet-sitting as more of a business contract than just a favor.”

Finding a sitter

Ask friends, neighbors and veterinarians for recommendations on professional animal caregivers well in advance of your trip, Connolly recommends.

If you can’t find a pet sitter that way, you might check with your local humane society or a dog trainer. Connolly also suggests using online pet-sitter locator tools provided by Pet Sitters International or the National Association of Professional Pet Sitters.

“Pet owners should look for pet sitters that can provide references and take the time to check those references and make sure that this is someone that they want to provide a key to their home for,” said John Long, a spokesman for Pet Sitters International.

Long also encourages owners to look for pet sitters that are bonded and insured. It’s a good idea to ask about that in an initial phone interview.

Also, make sure the sitter is comfortable with administering medication or tending to other special needs your animals might have, and tell the sitter about all the pets he or she would be expected to look after.

“A lot of people will have other animals, and you need to know people’s experience and comfort level with that, because not everyone will be comfortable feeding or harvesting slugs from the garden for the turtle,” said Dr. Dianne Dunning, associate professor at the North Carolina State University College of Veterinary Medicine, whose family counts a frog, a turtle and a gecko among its menagerie.

Home interview

Once you’ve contacted a pet sitter who seems to match up with your pet’s particular needs, invite that person to your home for an interview.

This gives the potential sitter a chance to interact with your pet, and it gives you the opportunity to gauge how comfortable you and your animal feel with that person.

The home visit also gives pet owners a chance to familiarize the sitter with the house, the location of supplies, and areas the pet frequents or is not allowed to roam. Find out how often the sitter would visit, whether he or she would stay in your home and what backup plans are in place in the event that the sitter is not able to care for your pet.

Kennel stays

Many pet owners prefer to leave their pets at home — rather than taking them to boarding facilities — to avoid travel trauma, the stress of a new environment and exposure to illnesses carried by other animals.

“It can be more stressful than keeping your pet in your own house, mostly because the pet will be staying in an unfamiliar environment, and he will be proximal to other pets,” Connolly said.

But home care may not always be the best option.

“If your pet has some sort of medical problem or if they’re older or more frail, you may want to consider boarding them at a veterinarian’s office or a kennel just because they’re more likely to have 24-hour care and have medical care available to them,” Connolly said.

Some kennels now offer special exercise and weight-loss programs, and socialization can be stimulating for some animals, Dr. Dunning said.

If you board your pet, check the kennel’s insurance, licensing and bonding, Dunning suggests. Choosing a good kennel is very similar to choosing a good pet sitter: Get references, visit in person and make sure you’re comfortable with the staff and the facility.

December 18th, 2007
The 12 Days of Christmas: Holiday tips, fun and humor for pet homes!

1) Book a sitter early and take time to prepare your home

Hopefully by now you’ve booked your pet sitting service but if not make sure you line up a professional pet sitter today. Christmas and New Years is a busy time for pet sitters and most book up and have to turn away last minute requests! Once you’ve confirmed service now start preparing your home and your pet for your absence. Here is a great article on prepping your home for your pet sitter. http://www.petsitusa.com/prepare.htm

2) A tired dog is a happy dog

In this busy season it might be easy to skip a walk or two but it’s so important to keep pets on their usual routine. Just like us planning ahead the workout makes it almost certain it’ll get done! Your little ones will be grateful that you did, as will you! In this season of overeating it’s important that we “up” our exercise routine too! If you’re too busy be sure and call the office so we can arrange for a Petcentric Dog Walker/Pet Sitter to take them out for a good hearty walk. We’re working around the clock over the holidays and are happy to help!

3) It is better to give then to receive

Sort through your pet supplies and donate items that are gently used or never used to your local cat or dog shelter. Visit the shelters web sites to view their wish lists to see what they need and have fun playing “Santa Claus” for the day! Plan a head for tax season and ask for a tax donation form!

4) Mi Casa Su Casa

If you are having parties or overnight guests be sure to take precautious in regard to your pet’s safety. Pets may behavior differently around large groups of people and depending on your pet’s personality (you know your babies) it might be best for them (and your guests) to put them in another part of your home, which is off limits to visitors. Be sure to put a sign on the door saying, “Do Not Enter – Pets Inside” or something of the sort. Make sure your pets are comfortable and have his or her favorite bed and toys so they won’t be bored or lonely. I’m sure you’d be stopping in periodically to give them so TLC but doing that would make them feel less lonely or forgotten by their best friend! I would even suggest turning on a radio or a TV to the pet channel so they’re less distracted by the noises of the party.

Another option is to hire your sitter to be your pets “date” for the night. At my wedding we had Grady’s dog sitter be his escort for the entire event. We wanted him to be a part of the wedding party but I didn’t want to worry about him not getting enough attention or getting into trouble, as we were too busy running around to keep a watchful eye on the big guy. The same thing can be done at your party or yet another option is to have the sitter take your dog to their house for a “slumber party”. Over the years I’ve had clients drop their pets off for the night at my house and it’s an excellent alternative to traditional dog boarding or dog kenneling. So much better in my unbiased opinion!

5) You are what you eat

Remember as a child when you were told to eat your vegetables and most of us probably were encouraged to stay away from the junk food too. Well our parents were right and I think this also applies to our pets! My dog happens to love carrots (the old fashion big ones!) and will often eat them as a snack in the middle of the day. Of course he gets his regular treats but I think it’s could to also give him the veggies!

This is not only important all year long but even more so during the holidays as there will be more food around the house and you, or your children are visitors may be tempted to indulge your pup. I know it’s tough when they’re drooling and eyeing your plate but it’s best to not give them human food. Sometimes when I have parties I put a sign around my dogs neck, which says, “Please don’t feed me”. My guest really get a kick out of it and it’s a good thing Grady can’t read or else he’d take the sign off in a second!”

6) Celebrate the holidays with your pets!

Christmas for me besides the obvious gift giving (and receiving!) has always been a special time of getting together with friends and family and since my dog; Grady is always where we are he’s always part of the celebration! Most of us pet lovers consider our pets our “children” and so I always to put them on my shopping list!
This year we were lucky to be able to celebrate Hanukkuh and now to be celebrating Christmas as my toddler attends Beit Ha Yeladim (one of Santa Barbara’s Jewish preschool). Even though we’re not jJewish I’ve greatly appreciated the peacefulness and joy of the holiday and feel lucky to be able to share in something so special with others as well as my family.

On Christmas morning Grady, receives a few presents in which Maya helps him open. It’s really fun to watch the two of them! Besides toys and treats I give him some things that he “needs”, this year it’ll be a new bed. Shhhhh…

7) Better safe than sorry

As the old adage goes it’s better to be cautious then to possibly suffer later. So, here are some preventive tips to keep your pets safe over the holidays.

Tinsel, String and Decorative Wrapping

Tinsel used as a tree decoration and fancy ribbons used on presents are pleasing not only to our eyes, but to the eyes of our four-legged companions (especially cats). String used to tie a turkey or roast is also tempting to our pets’ taste buds. If any of these items are ingested by your pet, they may become lodged in the digestive tract and require surgical removal. To avoid these problems during the holiday season, avoid tinsel unless you can keep the pet out of the room with the tree. Also keep those nicely decorated Christmas gifts out of your pet’s reach and ensure that your pet doesn’t get too involved in preparation of Christmas dinner!

Christmas Trees

To help your pet avoid injuries, ensure that your Christmas tree is firmly set in place. A playful or curious pet may run into or climb the tree, knocking it over. If the pets have access to the tree room, suspending support wires to ceiling and walls, and keeping the tree in a corner of the room are helpful preventive steps. If using a real Christmas tree, be sure to avoid the use of chemicals in the water. Pets may drink this water and become ill. Note that glass ornaments can be dangerous if they fall from the tree and break. Shards of sharp, fine glass can become imbedded into the pads, or in the skin between the toes, or perhaps even be chewed on! Keep them off the ends of branches where traffic passes, or avoid them altogether.

Ornamental Plants

Ornamental plants such as poinsettas, holly, and mistletoe, found around the house during the holiday season, may be toxic to pets if ingested and should be kept out of your pets’ reach. The ingestion of holly is most commonly associated with digestive upset and nervous system depression. American Mistletoe produces quite severe irritation of the digestive tract, as well as whole body symptoms including low heart rate and temperature, difficulty breathing, unsteadiness, excess thirst, and sometimes seizures, coma, and even death. The ingestion of poinsetta leaves generally results in mild to moderate digestive upsets. If it is impossible to keep your pets and plants apart, there are a variety of spray products on the market designed to keep pets away from sprayed areas.

Pet Toys and Presents

When choosing that special Christmas gift for your pet, it is best to avoid toys that consist of string or that contain small, potentially removable objects such as bells. Pets can easily ingest these objects and surgery may be required for their removal. When purchasing chew bones such as rawhides for your dogs, be sure to purchase the appropriate size. Small-sized chewy bones should not be given to large breed dogs. Large pieces may be swallowed whole resulting in stomach upset, or sometimes they will choke on the pieces. Some forms of animal-based chews are potential sources of harmful bacteria, such as salmonella.

Table Scraps

Feeding pet’s table scraps and other foods that are high in fat content may cause inflammation of the pancreas, a potentially life-threatening situation in companion animals. This is a potential problem any time that table scraps are fed but is more prevalent during the holiday season. Avoid feeding raw meat and bones to pets at all times of the year. There are many zoo noses (diseases shared by people and humans) potentially contaminating raw meat and bone products. You, your family members or your pet could become ill with these conditions. Sharp bone fragments are also a common source of intestinal puncture or blockage requiring surgical treatment, so never offer bones.

8) “The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men gang aft agley” (which is popularly misquoted as: The best laid plans of mice and men often go astray).

Giving pets as Christmas gifts is almost always an unwise idea. Pets are for life, not just for Christmas and many of them end up unwanted or neglected. If someone is thinking about getting a new pet, often best to give the prospective adopter a variety of toys, treats, food, books, bowls and/or pet sitting gift certificate, available through Petcentric! That way, the family can choose their own pet in their own time and make an educated, well-researched decision.

9) Dog rules for Christmas

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.
3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.
4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know: - Don’t pee on the tree - Don’t drink water in the container that holds the tree - Mind your tail when you are near the tree - If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don’t rip them open - Don’t chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree.
5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part: - Not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans - Don’t eat off the buffet table - Beg for goodies subtly - Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa - Don’t drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.
6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important: - Observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people’s houses. (4a is particularly important) - Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house - Tolerate children - Turn on your charm big time.
7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. DON’T BITE HIM!!

10) A cat’s 12 days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of Kleenex,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five MILK JUG RINGS!
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mousies,
And a hamster in a plastic ball!!

11) Wrapping presents 101 for cat owners

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door.
3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe.
4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc.
7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string.
9. Remove present from bag.
10. Remove cat from bag.
11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.
13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight.
14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore the paper.
15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the present came out of.
16. Place present on cut-to-size paper.
17. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present, wonder why edges now don’t reach, and find cat between present and paper. Remove cat and retry.
18. Place object on paper, to hold in place, while cutting transparent sticky tape.
19. Spend next 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.
20. Seal paper down with transparent sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.
21. Look for roll of ribbon; chase cat down hall and retrieve ribbon.
22. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
23. Re-roll up ribbon and remove paper that is now torn, due to cat’s enthusiasm in chasing ribbon end.
24. Repeat steps 12-22 until down to last sheet of paper.
25. Decide to skip steps 12-16 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that you know is right size for sheet of paper.
26. Put present in box, and tie down with string.
27. Remove string, open box and remove cat.
28. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for lockable room.
29. Once inside room, lock door and start to re-lay out packing materials.
30. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close door and re-lock.
31. Lay out last sheet of paper. (Admittedly this is difficult in the small area of the toilet, but try your best!)
32. Seal box, wrap with paper and start repairs by very carefully sealing down tears with transparent sticky tape. Now tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst affected areas.
33. Label, then sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulating yourself on making good of a bad job.
34. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.
35. Spend next 15 minutes looking for cat, before coming to obvious conclusion.
36. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.
37. Retrieve all discarded sheets of wrapping paper, feed cat and retire to lockable room for last attempt, making certain you are alone and the door is locked.
38. At time of handing over present smile sweetly at receiver’s face, as they try and hide their contempt at being handed such a badly wrapped present.
39. Swear to yourself that next year, you will get the store to wrap the darn thing for you.
Thanks to Mary Campbell

12) Wrapping Presents With Dogs

1. Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor.
2. Get tape back from puppy.
3. Remove scissors from older dog’s mouth.
4. Open box.
5. Take puppy out of box.
6. Remove tape from older dog’s mouth.
7. Take scissors away from puppy.
8. Put present in box.
9. Remove present from puppy’s mouth.
10. Put back in box after removing puppy from box.
11. Take scissors from older dog and sit on them.
12. Remove puppy from box and put on lid.
13. Take tape away from older dog.
14. Unroll paper.
15. Take puppy OFF box.
16. Cut paper being careful not to cut puppy’s foot or nose that is getting in the way as he “helps.”
17. Let puppy tear remaining paper.
18. Take puppy off box.
19. Wrap paper around box.
20. Remove puppy from box & take wrapping paper from its mouth.
21. Tell older dog to fetch the tape so he will stop stealing it.
22. Take scissors away from puppy.
23. Take tape older dog is holding.
24. Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from older dog & sitting on them again.
25. Fend off puppy trying to steal tape & tape another spot.
26. Take bow from older dog.
27. Go get roll of wrapping paper puppy ran off with.
28. Take scissors from older dog that took them when you got up.
29. Give pen to older dog to hold so he stops licking your face.
30. Remove puppy from present & hurriedly slap tape on to hold the paper on.
31. Take now soggy bow from puppy & tape on since the sticky stuff no longer sticks.
32. Take pen from older dog, address tag & affix while puppy tries to eat pen.
33. Grab present before puppy opens it & put it away.
34. Clean up mess puppy & older dog made playing tug-of-war with remnants of wrapping paper.
35. Put away rest of wrapping supplies & tell dogs what good helpers they are.

One more bonus for you cat lovers!

A cat’s favorite Christmas Carol

10. Up on the Mousetop
9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
8. Joy to the Curled
7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
6. The First Meow
5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
4. Silent Mice
3. Fluffy, the Snowman
2. Jingle Balls
1. Wreck the Halls!
Thanks to Daryl Hillen

Warm wishes for a beautiful Christmas from all of us pet lovers at Petcentric!!

Warmly, ,
Wendy Fisher
Top Dog and Chief Pet Lover

November 14th, 2007
Pumpkin Girl a.k.a. Top Puppy

Please check out my two and a half year old daughter who thankfully is also CRAZY about pets as all of us here at Petcentric are!
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November 7th, 2007
Presents for Pets!

Petcentric as a member of Napps (National Association of Professional Pet Sitters) is proud to announce our 2nd annual
collection drive to benefit Pet Shelters!

Presents for Pets was kicked off this week in conjunction with National Animal Shelter Appreciation Week, which is happening now through November 10th.

Presents for Pets is an event in which Pet Sitters across the nation come together to:
• Assist in the well being of shelter pets
• Support pet shelters and shelter staff with donations
• Create community awareness of shelter pets

Santa Barbara Presents for Pets Recipients

Animal Shelter Assistance Program a.k.a. A.S.A.P

Dog Adoption and Welfare Group a.k.a. D.A.W.G

Bay Area Presents for Pets Recipients

Community Concern for Cats

Contra Costa County Animal Services

WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP
• Visit our recipient’s web sites to learn about their shelters
• View their “wish list” on their web site for items they need
• Purchase items! Cash donations are welcome too!
• Email or call us to arrange a pick-up or drop-off

CONTACT PETCENTRIC TO DONATE

We’ll be collecting items now through December 1st

Thanks for helping shelter pets in our community!

All items are tax-deductible!

 

Petcentric Pet Sitting and Dog Walking service covers Contra Costa County, Tri-Valley and Santa Barbara County and Ventura County including: Martinez, Concord, Pleasant Hill, Clayton, Walnut Creek, Lafayette, Orinda, Moraga, Alamo, Danville, San Ramon and: Santa Barbara, Goleta, Montecito, Summerland, Carpinteria, Ventura

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